Ali G is the leader of Da West Staines Massiv, a fictional gang composed of wannabe gangsters from Staines; their chief rivals are Da East Staines Massiv. Da West Staines Massiv are heartbroken to learn that their beloved local leisure centre will be demolished by the local council, so they decide to protest

• Ali G Indahouse
• Sacha Baron Cohen
• Emilio Rivera
• Gina La Piana
• Mark Mylod